Here is what happens when you hang out with
two boys drinking gin & tonics. This is a list
of topics we covered, for the most part. This
is the same list of things that we talk about
every time we get together.
sex including but not limited to: oral (hetero and gay), first times,
how masturbation makes you go blind & is a sin, average length,
if jesus had sex, circumcision (male), people you think are
douchebags,political views, videos on youtube, the problems of
chatting on msn if you are an english major & have to correct
every fucking thing you say, helicoptor penis story, euphemisms
for sex, how we hate people in general,
how bob & I don’t have jobs & how much damon hates his.
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Ah, but Jen, it'll always seem like we talk about the same things if you list them in generalities.
What you forgot:
The sensations of anal sex; technicalities of hand jobs (don't stop below the head!); further, whether hand jobs are even worth it if done by a second party; "Jesus wants to buy you a drink;" the wonders of Lindsey; and, finally, Bob called me out for thinking he's cute.
Oh I also forgot bob's gratuitous use of the word 'cunny.'
Thanks Damon for being so very, ah,
specific.
I would've preferred the use of "quinny," honestly.
I did not call you out, Damon. Remember how I returned the compliment? Gratuitously, even? That's not the sort of thing folks say when they're calling you out. They usually say things like, "I'm calling you out" or "I'm calling you out, bitch." I said nothing of the sort.
it doesn't sound to have been a bad conversation! :-)
sounds funny really!
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