Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Step on a Crack

I'm sure everyone remembers that old childhood
rhyme, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back,"
right? So I googled this phrase, because in the past,
when I've googled it, the returns have all been about
OCD, and how that's one of the obsessive magical-
thinking type things that gets stuck in one's head,
on occasion. But now, when you google the phrase
"Step on a crack" what comes up is none other than
the latest James Patterson thriller, that has nothing,
so far as I can tell, to do with children's rhymes OR
OCD. It took me 7 or 8 pages before I came to a
listing for OCD. So why in the heck is his novel
called this? Looks like a marketing ploy to me,
because that phrase is so recognizable, and, as I
stated above, usually when googled one would
come up with tons of sites for OCD info and help.
So, a big 'BOOOO' to you, Mr. Patterson. Perhaps
someone who was looking for help just got sent in
the wrong direction.

5 comments:

M said...

Hey, punkhole! Nice new links... why am I notably absent, praytell?

And even if James Patterson weren't derailing the google searches of sufferers of OCD, he would suck even anyway.

Oops. Didn't mean to imply that I'm a snob about formulaic, mass-media pulpy sorts of genre fiction or anything...

Anyway, haven't heard from you in a while. Give a girl a shout when you feel like it!

Jen said...

sorry... didn't know if you'd want to be linked/associated with an ocd blog! but i'll add you straight-away.

M said...

you're more than just an OCD blog, for one thing.
And for another, if i didn't, i wouldn't have linked you on MY blog, silly!

Terry Baker said...

I like your cartoon. Hey, I have a
blog now, too. I want to live at
peace with everyone, bury the
hatchet and all that. I'm at
Down in Dixie or maybe the URL is
actually downindixieland.blogspot.
com. TerryB

M said...

Don't worry, Jen... I'll take care of this. Fuckin' dickhead...